I got one more idea. It's just a really bad one, even for me. Wade, what are you doing? All right. This is for all the marbles, kid! You're gonna kill someone today... Blessed are the wicked... ...then it's gotta be me.
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No. I'd buy them all a bouquet of hand jobs. Of course I fucking would!
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[GRUNTS] [BOTH GRUNTING] [BONE CRACKS] [SCREAMS]
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[RUSSELL SCREAMING] [BOTH GRUNTING]
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You are an abomination! [GRUNTS]
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[IN YOUR EYESPLAYING ON BOOM BOX]
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[GRUNTS] [GROANS]
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RUSSELL: Say it!
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I don't know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you. No.Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go. The kids call this docking. [KNIFE UNSHEATHES] Is there a knife in my dick? There's a knife in your dick. I'm just gonna back up now. Yeah, yeah. No need to go full Yentl. Gonna pretend like that never happened. Let's go home, Russell.
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It was my job to stop people like him. I came close a few times. [TOMORROWPLAYING]