Now, if you'll excuse me... it's dust bunny season... and I'm hunting wabbits.
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[BELL STOPS RINGING] HEADMASTER: No one is born perfect. But you can be. I know you're doing what comes naturally.
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You know, historically, mischief has been my mistress... so I understand, you know. But I like to think... that you guys have really rubbed off on me. I like to think that I've rubbed off around you, too.
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Stay back or Justin Bieber dies! [LAUGHS] Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
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Don't worry. You're not going to die. Although these will kill you. Hit it, Dolly. [9 TO 5PLAYING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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I know how seductive they are. How powerful they make you feel. But you must learn never to use them... so they will never use you.
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[MEN GROANING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY] [GASPS] [SHUSHING]
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I know what you're thinking. Why don't the kids just run? Who would choose to stay in such a place? You stay because... deep down inside, you know you're unfit to leave.
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1.2s
Oh, great.
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1.2s
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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God, you're a douche. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! [WE BELONGPLAYING]
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...who are healed by my hand!
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11.1s
Where the hell are we going? DEADPOOL: You said it yourself. Nothing can stop the Juggernaut. We need backup. I will bathe in the blood of your enemies. [BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
DOMINO: Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in. DEADPOOL: Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked! No, we most certainly are not fucked. [CARS HORNS HONKING] [BRAKES SCREECHING] DEADPOOL: Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? It's just it's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist... came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
