Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!
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[BELL CONTINUES RINGING]
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Bye, Wade!
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[ALL SCREAMING] Oh, shit! That fucking does it! Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! Now! Wade! What was first rule? Label everything in the refrigerator! Do not escalate! Rules are meant to be broken! COLOSSUS: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
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[CROWD EXCLAIMS] [CHUCKLES] Definitely all the way up to the elbow. Come quietly, or there will be trouble. You stole that from Robocop! That's from Robocop! Just stand down! You're embarrassing me. Look, Fire... [LAUGHS] Oh, my God! I can't say it! I'm so sorry! [GRUNTS]
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RUSSELL: You wanna die? DEADPOOL: This kid's adorable. I don't know why I packed the hollow points. I'll burn your balls off! First day. [CHUCKLING] I'm so nervous! Did you just say "hollow points"? Yeah, probably should've brought a Super Soaker. [LAUGHS]
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And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving... DEADPOOL: Scatter! REPORTER: ...with what appears to be a trainee. DEADPOOL: Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I... We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s. So, respect. At ease, Officer.
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[RUSSELL GRUNTS] Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! Okay, let's not do whatever that is. Okay? Let's just talk! It's Russell, right? Firefist.Firefist. Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn? Just the fist, or all the way up to the elbow?
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Fuck! Fine! I'll start from the beginning. My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man. Trainee! Shut it!
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[GRUNTS]
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Hi, there!
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Russell. DEADPOOL: Bingo!
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Blessed are the wicked... who are healed... by my hand.
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Say it. Say what you said every time you tortured me!
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It's time to burn for what you've done! A child should not be burdened with such power!
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He dies tonight, Wade. You can't stop me! CABLE: He even runs like a fucking pervert. Like an online predator who lost his laptop.
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Yeah. And it was the best thing I ever did. [COUGHING] I told you I care about you. You're a good kid, Russell.
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COLOSSUS: [SCOFFS] That's how we do it in Mother Russia.
