Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh... Bad guys to kill. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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(GRUNTS) Okay.
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Yanky, yanky! (GUN FIRES) (SCREAMS)
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(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
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(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
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Pleasure doing business with you.
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And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Pool! Hey, yeah I wanna shoop, baby (WADE SINGING) Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop You're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun, bang! Wha... Oh!
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(CHOKING)
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Don't worry. You're not going to die. Although these will kill you. Hit it, Dolly. [9 TO 5PLAYING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY] [GASPS] [SHUSHING]
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I'm merely a vessel for the Lord.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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1.2s
Oh, great.
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Alone. You got no family. I didn't have a family, either. You live in this dump. Guess what? I used to live in a shithole just like it.
