(MUFFLED SCREAMING) WADE: I've never said this, but don't swallow.
Deadpool
3.2s
It's over. Go home.
Deadpool
11.9s
Wow. You're a talker too. You and Wade. I've been trying to tell you assholes, you've got the wrong girl. My old boyfriend, he's dead. See, I thought that too. But he keeps on coming back.
Deadpool
1.2s
You wanna get fucked up?
Deadpool
1.2s
He can't.
Deadpool
6.3s
I tried to hold on tight, Mr. Pool... but Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me.
Deadpool
1.9s
Oh, you smell like shit.
Deadpool
14.5s
You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
Deadpool
2.5s
WADE: Rock, meet bottom.
Deadpool
8s
Oh, no, I didn't get excited till I saw the Kullen. Screw, please. Here? Now? Just kidding. I know it's been decades. You'd be surprised.
