Go get some. Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it.
Deadpool
2.8s
NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Hey. Where's your duffle bag?
Deadpool
1.2s
You know, that's really hard on your knees.
Deadpool
2.2s
Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas.
Deadpool
3.9s
(HINDI SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)
Deadpool
1.4s
(MUSIC STOPS)
Deadpool
19.7s
You love skee ball. Apparently more than you love vagina. That's a tough call. (SCOFFS) (STUTTERS) I just wanna get to know the real you, you know. Not the short-shorted, two-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood. VANESSA: Balls in holes. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) Balls in holes. Prepare to lose tragically. Bring it, big man. Okay.
Deadpool
9.2s
I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet... which also happens to be my... Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box. (GASPS) You had a dishwasher.
Deadpool
10.7s
Hey, what can I get for, uh, $275 and a... a Yogurtland rewards card? Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.
Deadpool
4.3s
Buck, you best apologize before... (GASPS) Yeah, that.
