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Where else do you put one out? I was molested. Me too. Uncle. Uncles. They took turns.
Deadpool
Did she just put a gift card in your mouth?
Deadpool
Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
Deadpool
It's time to put balls in holes.
Deadpool
Who would do such a thing?
Deadpool
Merchandise? Huh...
Deadpool
Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference. (WHISPERS) You know what to do.
Deadpool
Who brought this twinkly man? Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid.
Deadpool
COLOSSUS: Wade, is that you? Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse.
Deadpool
WADE: And that is why, in my opinion... the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.
Deadpool
I presume a crisp high five? For you? 10.
Deadpool
Well, I think you're pretty darn cute.
Deadpool
Knock 'em dead, PoolBoy!
Deadpool
He's super dead.
Deadpool
Listen, Al... iflneversee you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.
Deadpool
Like a cockroach... but uglier.
Deadpool
(SEAGULLS SCREECHING)
Deadpool
Now, I may not feel, but he does.
Deadpool
