Wade Wilson, patron saint of the pitiful. What can I do for you?
Deadpool
2.3s
Soft spot, remember? (WHIMPERS)
Deadpool
1.6s
That came out wrong.
Deadpool
1.5s
Hey, wait!
Deadpool
10.9s
Should've brought my roller blades. Show these kids how it's done. Oh. And that's why we do it. But mostly the money. Hey, think you could fuck up my step-dad? I give a guy a pavement facial, it's because he's earned it.
Deadpool
6s
You even look in her general direction again... and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too.
Deadpool
4.2s
Welcome to Sister Margaret's. It's like a job fair for mercenaries.
Deadpool
4s
You're my hero. No-no-no-no. That I ain't!
Deadpool
1.4s
I'd love a Blow Job.
Deadpool
2s
No friggin' way.
Deadpool
1.7s
Mmm... Meghan?
Deadpool
1.4s
Or did it?
Deadpool
9.7s
Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies... except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card. Buck! Liefeld...
