So, am I supposed to just smile and wave you out the door? Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death. God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters.
Deadpool
4.7s
WADE: I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way.
Deadpool
3.6s
Make It Big is the album that George and Andy earned the exclamation point.
Deadpool
3.9s
WADE: Uh... This is my most prized possession.
Deadpool
1.6s
Sounds like you do. (COINS JINGLING)
Deadpool
2.5s
Surely there is something we can do.
Deadpool
3.1s
VANESSA: Wham? No, no, no. Wham!
Deadpool
1.2s
(FRANCIS GRUNTS)
Deadpool
2.3s
Wade fucking Wilson.
Deadpool
1.2s
(CHUCKLES SLOWLY)
Deadpool
1.4s
How about now?
Deadpool
12.8s
FRANCIS: Well, hello, gorgeous. WADE: Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei. Yeah. And whose fault is that, huh, Francis? Yeah, time to undo what you did to this butterface. Please, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal.
Deadpool
5s
This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level! (FRANCIS GROANS)
Deadpool
6.9s
Ha. You belong here at home. Surrounded by your Voltron and your Bernadette, and your me.
Deadpool
3.8s
Looking good, Francis. Well rested. Like you've been pitching, not catching.
Deadpool
4.1s
I'm actually quite jealous. Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it?
