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Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer. (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) Mmm.
Deadpool
This had been the ultimate commercial break. (TOILET FLUSHING) (SIGHS)
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Perfect. (CAMERA CLICKS)
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WADE: Here's the thing.
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You're not clowning?
Deadpool
You're supposed to... So that's a... Yes! Whoo!
Deadpool
Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled program. What the... (THUDS) Oh, my God. Wade?
Deadpool
Let's see. All right, wee break. Shake it, yeah.
Deadpool
I feel just like a little girl.
Deadpool
I love you, Wade Wilson.
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(CHUCKLES) (SIGHS)
Deadpool
You're clowning.
Deadpool
(SIGHS LOUDLY) Now, if I were a 200-pound sack of assholes named Francis, where would I hide? (MOTORBIKE REVVING)
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