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Well, your crazy matches my crazy. Big time.
Deadpool
Will you, uh... stick it in my... Marry me?
Deadpool
...about why we're so good together.
Deadpool
(CONTINUES MOANING)
Deadpool
Ow, ow. Wade'? Sorry. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
(CHUCKLES) on! That sweater is terrible. (LAUGHS) But red looks good on you. Red's your color. Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.
Deadpool
If your left leg is Thanksgiving... and your right leg is Christmas... can I visit you between the holidays?
Deadpool
Wade... there's something I've been meaning to ask you. But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me.
Deadpool
Where were you hiding that? Nowhere.
Deadpool
Happy Thanksgiving.
Deadpool
What if I just held on and never let go? Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke. Oh, Star Wars jokes.
Deadpool
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks... with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
Deadpool
