And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked... you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision. The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburgh. This? Well, this was mine.
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4.7s
WADE: Oh, there's the money shot, baby. (RETCHING) Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
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6.4s
Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's. You finally hit "fuck it."
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2.2s
Just promise you'll do right by me.
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3.6s
You ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.
Deadpool
2.5s
WADE: Rock, meet bottom.
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1.5s
AGENT SMITH: Mr. Wilson.
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1.2s
(TRUCK HORN HONKS)
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1.8s
(SCREAMING)
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1.8s
(EKG BEEPING)
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13.3s
FRANCIS: Fucking hell. Looks like someone lost his shot at Homecoming King. What have you done to me? I've merely raised your stress levels high enough to trigger a mutation. You sadistic fuck!
Deadpool
5.3s
You don't want to kill me. I'm the only one who can fix your ugly mug. (GRUNTING)
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4s
Seriously, you actually have something in your teeth now.
