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Join us. Use your powers for good. WADE: Heads up. Be a superhero. WADE: Listen! The day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit-swizzler... who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland mansion... of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day... I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request. But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do. Either that or slap the bitch outta you! COLOSSUS: Wade... Hey. Zip it, Sinéad! Hey, douche-pool! And I hope you're watching... (MOTORBIKE REVVING) (GASPS LOUDLY)
Deadpool
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So, what, you're like, uh, his sidekick? No. Trainee. Let me guess. X-Men left you behind on what? Shit detail? What does that make you? Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Can we trade names? (FRANCIS GROANS) Can we go? WADE: Look! I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere than here. I'm all about long sullen silences... followed by mean comments, followed by more silences.
Deadpool