Hello? Hey, uh, it's Nadine from history. Um, what are you-- what are you doing right now? Oh, uh, hi. I'm, uh-- Hi. I'm just, uh-- Hey. Hi. Hey, you all right? Yeah. 'Cause I'm good. I mean, you good? You all right? Cool. Great. You all right? What's up? Yeah. Sorry. I keep talk-- [laughs] That's true. I don't-- H-How are you? Are you good. Are you all right? Tim's Theme Park's open late tonight. You want to meet there? Whoo!
The Edge of Seventeen
1.6s
We're done.
The Edge of Seventeen
2.3s
[sighs]
The Edge of Seventeen
7.1s
Oh, I'll get it. I don't know if I should-- No. Get off! -Get off! Off! -Okay. Get off. Okay.
The Edge of Seventeen
2.8s
Bye. See you Monday.
The Edge of Seventeen
16.7s
-Great catch. -Yeah. Now, I know that it was a long lecture and you probably don't recall, but, uh, was there any point during it when you thought to yourself, "Gosh, I wonder what it's like to actually have a life?"
The Edge of Seventeen
27.6s
Oh, my God. Would you please look at that stupid shirt my brother's wearing? [Krista] Oh, you can see his nipples. How does he not realize that all that does is scream, "I have a body complex worse than a girl." How much does he even work out now? It's OCD. You should have seen him. He had a conniption 'cause my mom won't by him creatine anymore since it fucks up your kidneys. I was like, "I know, Darian. I know. What does Mom expect, you to win people over with your personality?"
The Edge of Seventeen
1.8s
Oh.
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22.5s
I should go in there and be like, "Excuse me, where are the beta fish? Also, could you put your penis inside me?" Oh! Not you. God. What if you actually did that? What if you lost your virginity in a Petland? I think it'd be kind of nice. All the little tropical fish watching. It'd be kind of spiritual. [laughs] [school bell rings]
The Edge of Seventeen
12.2s
Very funny. I'm gonna be back on Sunday. Okay. [kisses] Just in time to surprise you. I tried to call Darian, but he must be in his AP study group. Uh, I can-- I'll tell him. Be good.
The Edge of Seventeen
27s
No. Yeah, you don't sound very believable, and you're making me nervous, Nadine. Your upper arms are breathtaking. -Where are you going? -Well, it's last minute, but Brent called me, the-the dentist one, and he asked if I wanted to go to Manzanita for the weekend, and I thought, you know what? I deserve to be a little selfish once in a while, so-- Is that one of the, um, Match.com guys? Yeah. You should go for as long as you want.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.6s
Mom?
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14.6s
Oh! Oh, good, good, good, good. I caught you. I'm so glad. Oh! Do you like this dress? Does it look bad? I think it looks kind of bad. It's kind of poofy and-- I don't know. Do my arms look bad?
The Edge of Seventeen
1.9s
Where'd you get it?
The Edge of Seventeen
11.1s
No. No, I was too concentrated on how you were effing the whole thing up. Well, I understand that. But just know that I haven't given up hope. Not yet. Okay.
The Edge of Seventeen
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[door closes] -Mm-hmm. -[cell phone buzzing] What? Dibs. Huh? -Dibs, dibs, dibs. -What are you even saying? Mom's fucking a dentist in Manzanita for two days, so I called dibs on the house. Ew. Bye. You are so sick for saying it like that. Mom's boobs are jangling around a dentist's face. See it, Darian. See Mom's titties all up in that dentist's face. - Ah-ah. -♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ And the man in the back said everyone attack ♪ ♪ And it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪ ♪ And the girl in the corner said, Boy, I want to warn you ♪ ♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz ♪ ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ -Ow! -♪ Ballroom blitz ♪