I just thought maybe because the hair and, like, the cool shoes that-- Oh. Wow. I'm one of those people that thinks everything's about them. Hmm. I'm just messing with you.
The Edge of Seventeen
15.3s
Yeah, I'm just messing with you. I set that up. You shithead. Yes! That felt pretty good. You being nervous for once, and I'm just over here just sniffing my flowers. [laughs] I hate you so much. You free to hang?
The Edge of Seventeen
5.6s
[scoffs] Have a seat. Okay, class, The Young Mr. Lincoln.
The Edge of Seventeen
23s
Date of passing? Sorry? When, uh-- When did he die? Um, 2011. Ooh. Mm. Yeah, I have a one-year expiration date on freebies for the dead and dying. Are you serious? There will be other opportunities. Your grandparents can't stick around forever.
The Edge of Seventeen
7.8s
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What the fuck? Hey, just get out-- get out of my room! Stop looking, man! Just get out!
The Edge of Seventeen
6.9s
Yeah, I am. Cleared my whole schedule for you. Oh, good. Come on. Let's say hi to some people.
The Edge of Seventeen
2.3s
[sighs]
The Edge of Seventeen
7.3s
He'll love that you have all of your teeth in your mouth. Ooh, that should work. [man] Yeah! [laughing]
The Edge of Seventeen
13s
I don't know. I don't know. I don't-- I swear I don't even know what happened. I don't even know how it happened. It was-- I don't know. I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.8s
[body thuds]
The Edge of Seventeen
1.1s
[sighs]
The Edge of Seventeen
1.5s
Hey.
The Edge of Seventeen
2.3s
It's cool.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.9s
Come on.
The Edge of Seventeen
18s
[man narrating] Once upon a time on a planet called Not Saturn... at Alien Planet High School... [speaking alien language] there was an alien adolescent who was struck by love.
