Oh. Does that make you think I'm pathetic all of a sudden? Oh, no. No, I think-- I think you're perfectly fine. Seriously.
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[woman] ♪ Do me a favor ♪ ♪ Just keep me near ♪ ♪ Don't you remember ♪ ♪ When you said what I wanted to hear? ♪ ♪ I'm not so clever ♪ ♪ But I know it's real ♪
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[door opens] [Krista] No, no. [Darian] Yeah, I'm serious. I practice those steps all the time.
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Are you enjoying my company? You're a barrel of monkeys.
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[female announcer on TV] The dog's good, but our real competition is the hypno-toad.
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-Okay. -[laughs] I'm just kidding. I was just-- You know that I was just-- I was just playing out the movie scene. You ever feel like you have to do that? There's a waterfall. It's all romantic. Sure. Yeah. Right. I'm sorry. I just-- Whatever. What are you, mad now? You can't be mad. You were gonna have sex with me two seconds ago. -You don't say that stuff to a man. -Oh, a man, huh?
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Man. Wow. Uh-- Man, Erwin, you're really good. Do you, um, you know, wanna come on Saturday? To see the film. It's early in the morning, super inconvenient, so... I hope you say yes. You can take time to think about it. I don't expect an answer, like, right now, 'cause that would be rude. That's a lot of pressure. So... just laying it out there. Yeah, I'd love to come.
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Can you just go around the block once? I'm not going around the block. We're here. It's an inappropriate time. Just go. I have to be at work at 8:30, Nadine.
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Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes!
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Can I mime?
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Shit.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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[imitates gunshot]
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Look, I don't wanna take up a ton of your time... but I'm gonna kill myself.
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Rad self-portrait.
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"You're complicated and simple. And I just feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you." This is kind of sweet. I think you're overreacting. "I just wanna be with you. I wanna give you... head. I want you to put your... mouth on my... tits. I wanna feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom." [whimpers]