I just thought that someone should know. I don't know how this works. I'm probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so-- Or a U-Haul. Not a bus. I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch. But it has to be big. It's gotta be so big that it just-- Done. Kills me. Lights out. 'Cause if it just maims me and I'm like-- Well, how's that good for anyone? Then I gotta find a nurse to smother me. How am I gonna get across "smothering" if I'm-- We don't need to get caught up in the minutia. I just thought that an adult-- You should know.
The Edge of Seventeen
6s
Hey. Thanks for letting me come over. Um, I'm glad you did.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.8s
[phone beeps]
The Edge of Seventeen
2.3s
Do you want to have sex right now?
The Edge of Seventeen
1.8s
[knocking]
The Edge of Seventeen
13.7s
I know this isn't any easier for you. I know that. I think some deranged part of me likes thinking I'm the only one with real problems. Like that makes me special.
The Edge of Seventeen
18.7s
You didn't tell me you were in a film festival either. You didn't tell me anything, Erwin. Maybe it's because I can't get a word in. Do I really talk that much? Oh, yeah. I'm gonna drown myself now. Good-bye. Bye.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.6s
Guess what.
The Edge of Seventeen
2.2s
You never told me if you have a wife.
The Edge of Seventeen
8.8s
-Hey. -Geez, Erwin. I would've been nicer to you. Ah. [pop music playing]
The Edge of Seventeen
8.5s
I've been doing this 23 years and-- [clears throat] you're the first person to ever underestimate my salary.
The Edge of Seventeen
3.7s
That made me feel good. I mean, that-- that part.
The Edge of Seventeen
1.6s
What are you doing?
The Edge of Seventeen
5.4s
Oh, my God. Are we really back to this again?
The Edge of Seventeen
7s
You can't send this. What? No. Je-- Oh, my God.
The Edge of Seventeen
5.6s
Oh, my God. No way. No, no. No way. No. Fuck! Oh, my God.
The Edge of Seventeen
18.2s
No, I get it. It's a big house. You're bored. You know what you need? You need someone to rob you so you can reenact Home Alone. That is-- That is exactly what I need. Thank you. [chattering]
