I heard my voice on a voice mail yesterday, and it was like, "How can anyone stand listening to you?" Oh, you're just drunk right now, okay? I hate the way I look when I talk or when I chew gum. Don't ever let me chew gum, okay? Don't let me chew gum.
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He'll love that you have all of your teeth in your mouth. Ooh, that should work. [man] Yeah! [laughing]
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No way. [indistinct] [indistinct] Where are you going? Darian! [rap playing]
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Do me another quick favor? Can you grab me those paper towels?
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And then, I had the worst thought.
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[man] Yeah! Come on! Darian!
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Oh!
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Date of passing? Sorry? When, uh-- When did he die? Um, 2011. Ooh. Mm. Yeah, I have a one-year expiration date on freebies for the dead and dying. Are you serious? There will be other opportunities. Your grandparents can't stick around forever.
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Why am I so grotesque? -Shh. -How do you even like me? What's wrong with you? Stop. [chuckles] I don't even like me.
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I didn't have a chance to do the homework last night because... Well, I don't know if you know this, but my Dad passed away.
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Enjoy. [scoffs] ♪ ...round the flag, boys ♪ ♪ Rally once again ♪ ♪ Shouting the battle cry of freedom ♪
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-Hey, no, you don't have to. -Oh, it's-- it's cool. It'll just go faster, so...
