Thank you. You can just loop around up here. No, no, no. I'm going to work, and you're coming with me. My boss isn't going to be happy about it, and you're the one that gets to explain it to him.
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[Mona] Don't you have something to do? Schoolwork or something.
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Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "Oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more."
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Why do I even... You've never given me one thing.
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-What are you doing? -It's going to Goodwill. All of it. Everything that's on the floor, gone. -Mom, why don't you just calm down, okay? -I'm done putting up with it.
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Wow. Look at this view. It's amazing. [pop music on stereo]
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Anyway, do you maybe wanna go for a walk or something?
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Over here! Run! [Nadine narrating] My childhood had become a raging Dumpster fire, and I couldn't take one more second of this intolerable, unlivable nightmare of a-- Excuse me.
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Mom?
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Oh.
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[door closes] -Mm-hmm. -[cell phone buzzing] What? Dibs. Huh? -Dibs, dibs, dibs. -What are you even saying? Mom's fucking a dentist in Manzanita for two days, so I called dibs on the house. Ew. Bye. You are so sick for saying it like that. Mom's boobs are jangling around a dentist's face. See it, Darian. See Mom's titties all up in that dentist's face. - Ah-ah. -♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ And the man in the back said everyone attack ♪ ♪ And it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪ ♪ And the girl in the corner said, Boy, I want to warn you ♪ ♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz ♪ ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪ -Ow! -♪ Ballroom blitz ♪
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[laughs]
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No. Yeah, you don't sound very believable, and you're making me nervous, Nadine. Your upper arms are breathtaking. -Where are you going? -Well, it's last minute, but Brent called me, the-the dentist one, and he asked if I wanted to go to Manzanita for the weekend, and I thought, you know what? I deserve to be a little selfish once in a while, so-- Is that one of the, um, Match.com guys? Yeah. You should go for as long as you want.
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Hey, so, uh, just a heads-up, but yesterday when you were giving your lecture, you were like, "Oh, blah, blah, blah and then the North seceded from the Union." You meant to say the South seceded. You accidentally said the exact opposite. I didn't want to raise my hand and be all, "Excuse me, these kids are pretty confusable." Just thought maybe you'd want to know. -[taps desk] -Oh. Hey. [clears throat]
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-Great catch. -Yeah. Now, I know that it was a long lecture and you probably don't recall, but, uh, was there any point during it when you thought to yourself, "Gosh, I wonder what it's like to actually have a life?"
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Very funny. I'm gonna be back on Sunday. Okay. [kisses] Just in time to surprise you. I tried to call Darian, but he must be in his AP study group. Uh, I can-- I'll tell him. Be good.
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No. No, I was too concentrated on how you were effing the whole thing up. Well, I understand that. But just know that I haven't given up hope. Not yet. Okay.