I hate everything you just said. Because my dream is for the police force to team up with Batman. Waiter. Wouldn't that be better? And I know that, together, the world's greatest detective...
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Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Excuse me. We love you, Barbara! - Yes. - Hi. Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, bon vivant, gallivanter, playboy, Gotham's most eligible bachelor, like, 90 years in a row. - That's me right there. - I know who you are, Mr. Wayne. You bet you do. Quick quest, what is your problem with Batman, and also, what the heck, dude? I'm glad you asked, Mr. Wayne. I'm not a Batman hater. But we don't need an unsupervised adult man karate-chopping poor people in a Halloween costume.
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He hasn't captured Bane. - Huh! - Or Catwoman. Or Two-Face, or any of Gotham's other villains! He's not good at his job. Including the Joker! She's making a lot of sense.
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- What? - Look. Batman's been on the job for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time. He has aged phenomenally. However, despite all the great work Batman has done for us, Gotham City is still the most crime-ridden city in the world. - She's got a great point. - Interesting. Historically speaking, that is accurate. - He hasn't captured Riddler. - You know, she's right.
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Butler One, this is Bat One. Do you copy? - Go ahead, Bat One. - I need my armored face disguise, now! Only if you say the magic word. - Now! - No. - You're fired. - No. Sir, we'll talk about this back at the Batcave.
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Collateral damage assessment suggests the Scuttler, sir. Good plan.
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...and Gotham's finest could clean up these crime-ridden streets.
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Forever. Everybody, get down!
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Why not? Because we're all surrendering. Right, guys? We are? Yes!
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Man, am I sorry I asked. Anyway, have fun in jail and... Batman, what are you doing?
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Uh, what did you just say? I said, "I surrender." Joker, what are you doing?
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...surrender. What?
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Computer, I've got the Joker in my sights. Team, I got the Joker in my sights.
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Go! Go! Go! Honey, let Batman take care of it. Dad, I got this.
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Now, I'm gonna go fight crime while you put that kid on the next jet to the orphanage. Got it?
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Today is a victory for the citizens of Gotham City!
