No. But we've never been. And it's the funnest place on earth! Don't care. - Please? - Please? We'll never ask for anything else, ever again! - Pretty please? - Please?
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I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet. What? Sorry. Sorry! Could you excuse me for just one second? I told you not to touch my things. I told you, I told you. I've told you a thousand times. Hey, can we order pizza? Pizza? You just had lunch. Not now, for dinner. Dinner? Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever. Just get back in there! Can we get stuffed crust? - Stuffed crust! - Stuffed crust! I'll stuff you all in the crust! You're funny! Just don't come out of that room again!
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2.4s
Okay, girls, go play.
Despicable Me
4s
Just so you know, you're never gonna be my dad.
Despicable Me
14.8s
What happened to the ship? It's big again! - Not as big as the moon is going to be! - What? The larger the mass of an obiect, the quicker the effects of the shrink ray wear off! I call it the Nefario Principle. I just came up with it now, actually.
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10.6s
- What are you warming up for? - Stuff. What sort of stuff? Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand. Like sleeping? They are not pyjamas!
Despicable Me
1.2s
All right.
Despicable Me
2.7s
Almost over. It's almost over.
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53.1s
Yes, you may touch the floor. What about the air? Yes, you may touch the air! What about this? - Where did you get that? - Found it. Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three. You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart! So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? Does this count as annoying? Very! I will see you in six hours. Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes?
Despicable Me
1m8s
Now, we have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century. We are going to steal... Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet. Hey. Dave, listen up, please. Next, we are going to steal, pause for effect, the moon! And once the moon is mine, the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! And I will be the greatest villain of all time! That's what I'm talking about.
Despicable Me
25.6s
"They made him laugh. "They made him cry. "He never should have said goodbye. "And now he knows he could never part "from those three little kittens "that changed his heart. "The end." Okay, all right. Good night.
Despicable Me
15.7s
All right. Our first customer is a man named Vector. But he's a V. You know, we're supposed to start with the A's. Then we go to the B's. Then we... Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten. I know how the alphabet works!