I hate everything you just said. Because my dream is for the police force to team up with Batman. Waiter. Wouldn't that be better? And I know that, together, the world's greatest detective...
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Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Excuse me. We love you, Barbara! - Yes. - Hi. Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, bon vivant, gallivanter, playboy, Gotham's most eligible bachelor, like, 90 years in a row. - That's me right there. - I know who you are, Mr. Wayne. You bet you do. Quick quest, what is your problem with Batman, and also, what the heck, dude? I'm glad you asked, Mr. Wayne. I'm not a Batman hater. But we don't need an unsupervised adult man karate-chopping poor people in a Halloween costume.
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He hasn't captured Bane. - Huh! - Or Catwoman. Or Two-Face, or any of Gotham's other villains! He's not good at his job. Including the Joker! She's making a lot of sense.
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- What? - Look. Batman's been on the job for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time. He has aged phenomenally. However, despite all the great work Batman has done for us, Gotham City is still the most crime-ridden city in the world. - She's got a great point. - Interesting. Historically speaking, that is accurate. - He hasn't captured Riddler. - You know, she's right.
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- Waiter. - Sir? - Can I? - Of course. - Thank you. - My pleasure. Thanks so much.
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I've got a four-point pilot program that I'd love to share with you. I wanna hear all four points. - It's called... - I am ready. It takes a village... Best opening to a title ever. Not a Batman.
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- Uh-huh. We're all tired of crime. - Yeah, we're sick of it. Great. Then let's talk about real improvements that will end the cycle of crime.
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Dad, you've always done a great job protecting Gotham City. Flip! That's me. Thank you. Along with Batman, of course. Whoo! Let's hear it for Batman! Who I wish was here right now. Oh, I'm sure he's listening. I'd like to ask all of you a question. Are you fed up with crime?
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Clayface, Freeze, bring me the new Commissioner Gordon. - We're on it. - Cool. And, Harley, you know what to do. I sure do. It's time for Operation "Take Out the Laundry."
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Butler One, this is Bat One. Do you copy? - Go ahead, Bat One. - I need my armored face disguise, now! Only if you say the magic word. - Now! - No. - You're fired. - No. Sir, we'll talk about this back at the Batcave.
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Collateral damage assessment suggests the Scuttler, sir. Good plan.
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...and Gotham's finest could clean up these crime-ridden streets.
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Forever. Everybody, get down!
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Why not? Because we're all surrendering. Right, guys? We are? Yes!
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Punching Bane. That was unnecessary. Oh, no, you can't fight Bane anymore either. Really? Yeah. Or Riddler. Or Catwoman. Or Condiment King.
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Man, am I sorry I asked. Anyway, have fun in jail and... Batman, what are you doing?
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I'm sorry, my Bat-ears must be malfunctioning because it sounds... I surrender! Okay, you know what? Cool it. You're a criminal. You run, and I catch you. Not anymore, Batman. You were right. There is no "us." So, there's no point in me trying to fight you anymore. Therefore, I will be surrendering myself to our strong-willed and forward-thinking new commissioner. Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink! That's really suspicious. Yeah, it is. What are you up to, Joker? I just wanna go to Arkham and pay for all of my crimes. Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink! Are you actually saying "blink"? No! Blink, blink, blink. Joker! That's enough. Okay, Babs. I got this. Not so fast, Batman. You can't fight me anymore. I'm off the market. What are you talking about? I'm off the menu. You won't get to fight any of this anymore.
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Uh, what did you just say? I said, "I surrender." Joker, what are you doing?