She wants a minivan. Me driving a minivan? I ain't gonna be able to do it. Next thing you know, I'll be asking if I look fat in these jeans. This is my stuff?
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Hey, Erskine, Crawford wants you in there. - Really? - Yeah, really.
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If the Safety Eagle were to plug that in... he would get a nasty shock. Plug it in! Plug it in! Damn demon kids. Space heaters keep us warm in the winter... but they, too, can be very dangerous if- What- - Oh! Oh. Oh. Whoo! Oh!
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You gotta be kiddin me. All right. Okay. And now lets give a great big Gold Coast Elementary School welcome to, uh... Goldie the Safety Eagle!
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No, just juice boxes.
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- Hello?
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- What's happening? - We've got access to all Agenda security camera feeds. - Were in. - Okay. Where's Fuller? He and Casal are still in Fullers office. We're hooked into the surveillance cameras. - So if he moves, well know about it. - Good. Hey, Stewart! I thought you were some kind of genius. How long is this gonna take? What do you think I'm tryin' to do here? Get free HBO? This stuff s hard. Give me some room.
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I believe this was meant for you. - So you're, uh- - F.B.I.
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Open sesame.
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Nothin? Well, well work on it.
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So those stories you used to tell me- The things you did, all those guys you put in jail- - You gave it up for this? - No.
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Very nice.
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- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. - How did you learn to do that? - I took a class at the Y.M.C.A.
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Whoa!
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Whoa. Whoa! Oh! Okay, this explains so much.
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Did somethin die in here?
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What did you do to yourself?. Lord, have- Well, no worries. No worries. Were gonna turn it out. Come on. And now, the junior cheer squad from the Newport District. Lets give it up for Emerson!
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Hi, honey. Hi, baby! What happened to my little birdie? - Eagle too proud to talk about it. Well, come on inside and let me take a look. - Hey, baby. - Hi, honey. - What's up? - Oh, I almost forgot. The broker called today and upped the offer on the Porsche. - Malcolm, with what he's offering... we can remodel the garage into a playroom and still have enough left over for a minivan. Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing. But I am not drivin no minivan. - Well, where are we gonna put a baby in that Porsche? - It's got a trunk. Malcolm, all the talks we had about having the baby... and how it was gonna change things? You promised me you were up for this. Yeah, baby, but to be fair... you were naked when most of those promises were made. - Look, I'm just kiddin',, okay?