It hurts me to leave without saying good-bye... but I best be movin' on. when I came to you, my heart was heavy.
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It's a loud, noisy world we live in... and sometimes we lose our way. But if were lucky... the good Lord sends someone to bring us home.
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You weren't studyin',, and you weren't on that bed. - I totally was. - No. You were sitting at the computer. And your history book is over there... by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell. Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town.
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Ah, that would be our buyer. Right on time.
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All right. Well, we didn't have time to cover all the angles... but with this r�sum�, you shouldn't have any trouble at all. - Piece of cake. - Okay, go.
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Id get everything pointy out of the room. is going through a bit of a phase. Well, like this, for example. She never used to lock her door. - Well, I could bust it down if you want. - Oh, no. That's all right. A couple of months ago, she started hanging out with this new group of friends... including this boy, Chad, who, lets just say... would not be our favorite.
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- Uh, okay, this is Agent Keneally. Please advise. I just made B.M. in the back of a cab. Uh, you did what in the back of the cab? Big Momma! I just made B - I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab. And now I'm going to get V.D. Visual data. I'm going - Never mind.
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Is this what you do? Beat up on children and old ladies? Mmm. Go.
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Wife? Been there. Ooh. Ooh!
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Okay, Andrew. That programs gotta be hidin' up in here somewhere.
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That must be some 'Y'.
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Give me that!
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Look, if this is about... those butt-ball naked pictures of Billy Dee... you gotta understand, that's Billy. I just checked my e-mail. There he was. I go, 'Ooh! Oooh!' And all I could say to myself was, 'II got Billy! I got Billy! I got Billy!' No. No, I, uh- I can assure you- Ms. Pierce, the F.B.I. is investigating Tom Fuller. Mr. Fuller? Have mercy. Yes. And since you seem to have such close access to the family... the fact is, we could really use your help. Well, what could Big Momma possibly- I get it. You want me to take him out. - No. No. - Yeah. Uh- uh? - No. We just want you to keep an eye on him. - Ah? You know, have you seen or heard anything out of the ordinary? Uh, wait. He seems to be getting outside help on that big project he's working on. But what's really important is... we need to find out who he's working with. Now, ma'am, do you think you could find out that information? Well, um. Well, my m. o. would be to stay close to the perps. That way, I wont compromise the assets... and I'll wait for the intel to fall in my hands. - Excuse me? - Well, I mean... you watch enough Kojak, you pick up a few things. Don't worry. Big Momma got that. I got it.
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Bastard!
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Ooh. I didn't mean to say that. I want you out of the house first thing in the morning.
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Ooh. We got a gusher. Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet. You're going to change his diaper right here? Ah, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up. Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.
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Yeah, I'll be right down. What? Tom, no. Your son just spoke his first words. - Tell your boss you cant come in. - I don't have a choice. Well, fine. Were gonna stay here and keep playing though. - Suit yourself. - Malcolm, we still don't have the password. You've gotta get it, and you gotta get it now. Mr. Fuller, wait. Can you carry me to prayer meetin'? It's at that church right by your office. Church by my office? Are you sure? I think I know my own church! No, no, no. Hey, we gotta follow in the van. - What are we gonna do about all these dogs? - Well bring 'em back in an hour. Just tie em down or something, and let's go. - Oh, God. - Oh! Ew! Who was that? Was that? Mona? Mona, was that you?
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- Big Momma. Big Momma. Ohhh, he said 'Big Momma. ' His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. ' Hey, the kid talked! Excellent! - I am so proud of you. - Stake out. - What did you say? - Stake out. - What? - Investigate. - This is really not good. - Turner. Oh, my God. This is not good. - F.B.- - Oh! We don't want him to use up all his words on the first day. Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say?