Well, I don't wanna scare any small children who may be listening, but it's a little-known fact that Gotham City is built on a bunch of flimsy plates stuck together. There's literally nothing beneath us, except an infinite abyss that smells like dirty underwear. If Joker's bomb were to go off, these plates would break apart, plunging every Gotham citizen into the eternal abyss forever. And you wouldn't want that, now would you? Now get me the mayor! Joker out! Madam Mayor, I cannot ask you to do this! - Jim, did you find Batman? - No, ma'am. Then we have no choice. The Joker has the upper hand. We have to surrender Gotham City. Oh, no. I'm sorry!
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Flying the mayor package in right now. SWAT team, get your stun guns ready! - Non-lethal. - Yeah! Lowering mayor package through hole.
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Joker, do you read me? 10-4, girl buddy. We're ready for you, sugar plum. Well, then, let's raise the roof!
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Batman, there are no more vigilantes allowed in Gotham City. Okay. Totally got it. Then I have to go into double-secret super vigilante mode.
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You said that out loud.
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Warrior two. Pigeon pose. Tree pose.
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I'm sorry. I literally have no idea what you're talking about. The young orphan you adopted at the gala. Remember?
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It's gonna be okay, kid.
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Dads.
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Chief, get the mayor to safety.
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You had me at shut up.
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Call me...
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Scuttler online. Chief O'Hara, we're coming in hot! I'm almost there.
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Yeah, I'm fine. We are just one big happy fraternity of people who did an awesome job together.
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Whoa. What are you doing? I'm trying to give you a big, old H-U-G. Okay, just...
