All right, kid. We need to avoid Commissioner Gordon. So, lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. - Got it? - Yeah! Already failed. Now, what I need you to do is use the naturally dark areas of your costume, and integrate into the dark parts of this environment. Okay. - Can you see me? - Yes. - How about now? - Yes. - What about now? Now? - Yes. Yes. You're a goner, kid. - Batman? - Barbara!
The Lego Batman Movie
21.8s
Hey, you up for another top secret superhero mission to defeat the Joker? Oh, I am down to stop that clown. But I don't wanna make my other dad, Bruce Wayne, angry. Do you think we'll be done before my bedtime? Bedtime? Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes. Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies? Unlimited!
The Lego Batman Movie
3.9s
I'm not in a relationship or anything. I could have a kid.
The Lego Batman Movie
11.2s
It's Spanish for "Dad." Sorry. Well, isn't it also a cool Spanish way to say "buddy"? Yeah, I could've been saying it that way. Then I'll allow it. Oh, you're such a great padre!
The Lego Batman Movie
1.7s
Can I play that song I wrote for the end credits?
The Lego Batman Movie
4.6s
You complete me.
The Lego Batman Movie
1.7s
I called you Padre.
The Lego Batman Movie
2.6s
'Cause I just wrote a song about how I'm gonna kick all your butts!
The Lego Batman Movie
10.7s
Hey, there. Look at you. - Who's this? - Hi, police lady. - Is that your son? - Yes, I am. Is that my son... No, that's just weird. It's weirder if it's not your son. Right. No, I don't...
The Lego Batman Movie
5.7s
White. All important movies end with a white screen.
The Lego Batman Movie
18.6s
Huh. Looks like you're going to a lot of trouble for little old me. I must be your greatest enemy after all. Right, Batman? - I see what you're trying to do. - And what is that? You're trying to entrap me into a relationship. - Really? - Yeah, and it's not gonna work. Oh, yes, it is. Because I'm inside your head.
The Lego Batman Movie
3.5s
You can't be a hero if you only care about yourself.
The Lego Batman Movie
1.3s
Oh.
The Lego Batman Movie
2.2s
But you're not who I thought you were.
The Lego Batman Movie
1.4s
Uh... What do you mean?
The Lego Batman Movie
21.4s
- Uh-oh. - What do we have here, Batman? It looks like a bunch of relationship comedies. - What's that one? - Must Love Dogs. Must love crying. - Marley & Me. - I love the ending. Oh! Serendipity? We have Serendipity? I love that movie! For a loner, Batman, you sure like movies about relationships! Oh! And look what else I found!
The Lego Batman Movie
9.9s
Hey, Batman! Joker's home. I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff. We're going to have to rename this the Butt-mobile.