We've got a busy day ahead. This meeting's already set me behind. Shall we adjourn? Uh, before we do, Bill, while we're here...
Meet Joe Black
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Morning, Quince. Top of the morning, B.P. - Hello, Quince. - Hey!
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Hello, Bill.
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Why? A man shows up, almost never leaves your side. Well, you clearly trust him, depend on him. So why aren't those things good enough for me? - You don't know anything about Joe. - What are you afraid of? That I'll fall head over heels for Joe?
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Why are you looking for Joe? Love. Passion. Obsession. All those things you told me to wait for. - They've arrived. - This is crazy.
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Joe's no good for you.
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Joe's not around.
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Can I help you? Excuse me, can I help you? Yes. Dr. Parrish, please. She comes on at 6:00. Oh.
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I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references. And I don't give a shit. Perhaps it's time to remind you this is not simply a dispute with a putative suitor. This is me. So be careful, Bill. Cut all that "Bill" crap out, you son of a bitch. I'll say it again. Be careful, Bill.
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You're violating the laws of the universe. - This universe? - Any universe that exists or ever existed. You may be the pro, Joe, but I know who you are, and you're all fucked up.
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Well, um, I was this world-class loser, and she was this happy little rich girl, and for some reason she took me in.
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- Do you know where he is? - I don't know. Oh.
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What's going on? Hmm?
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Yeah.
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I'm ready. You are?
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What are you saying? It's time to go?
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Mr. Bad News. 'Bout time you show up. Don't be feisty, sister. I'm not feisty, mister. You come for me? That's good news. No, I come to see the doctor. - Doctor? - Mm-hmm. - What could be wrong with you? - Nothin'. Ohh. You come to see doctor lady? - Yeah, man. - My doctor lady? Mine too, you know. You're in love? You're loved back? She know your real self? - She know how she feel. - Backside! What the hell kind of business this is. Don't need you okayin'. Schoolboy things in your head. Badness for you. Badness for her. Badness for me, lyin' here, tumor big as a breadfruit, poisonin' me inside, and waitin'. Bring you flowers, and all I's gettin' is aggravation. The only flowers I want to see... is the ones over my peaceful self resting in the dirt. Can't do no right by people. Come to take you, you want to stay. Leave you stay, you want to go. Rahtid.