- Rest, Highness. - I know who you are. Your cruelty reveals everything. You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it. With pride. What can I do for you? You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. Hardly complimentary, Your Highness. Why loose your venom on me? You killed my love. It's possible. I kill a lot of people.
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And then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. I can only assume he meant you. You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are. And what am I? The faithfulness he talked of, madam. Your enduring faithfulness. Now tell me truly. When you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? You mocked me once! Never do it again! I died that day!
The Princess Bride
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And there are the princess's footprints. She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out.
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On the high seas your ship attacked. The Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners. I can't afford to make exceptions. Once word leaks out a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time. You mock my pain! Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
This will all soon be but a happy memory because Roberts' ship, Revenge, is anchored at the far end. And I, as you know, am Roberts. But how is that possible since he's been marauding 20 years and you only left me five years ago? I, myself, am often surprised at life's little quirks.
The Princess Bride
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I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Well, you were dead. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. I will never doubt again. There will never be a need.
The Princess Bride
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This would be what? Five years ago?
The Princess Bride
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Someone has beaten the giant. There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies.
The Princess Bride
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The loser is nothing. Only the princess matters.
The Princess Bride
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I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.
The Princess Bride
6.8s
It ranged all over. They were both masters. Who won? How did it end?
The Princess Bride
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- Can you move at all? - Move? You're alive. If you want, I can fly.
The Princess Bride
6s
Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong, they are headed dead into the Fire Swamp.
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There was a mighty duel.
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If you wish her dead, by all means keep moving forward.
The Princess Bride
2.3s
Inhale this, but do not touch.
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The loser ran off alone, but the winner... followed those footprints toward Guilder. Shall we track them both?