Well, if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. - You're that smart? - Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? - Yes. - Morons. Really?
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I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.
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Three years he said that. "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, to fight. Anything anyone would teach me. And Roberts and I eventually became friends. - And then it happened. - What?
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It's not that bad. I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
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I love Westley. I always have.
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I swear it will be done.
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I would not say such things if I were you!
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Go away!
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Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow. As you wish.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.
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So long. Grandpa?
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She will not be murdered. On the day of the wedding, I want the Thieves' Forest emptied and every inhabitant arrested. Many of the thieves will resist. My regular enforcers will be inadequate. Form a brute squad then! I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed. It won't be easy, sire. Try ruling the world sometime.
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Killers from Guilder are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night. My spy network has heard no such news. Any word from Westley?
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After all, it was you who did the leaving in the Fire Swamp, not to mention that, um, pirates are not known to be men of their words. My Westley will always come for me.
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Your princess is really quite a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable. I know. The people are quite taken with her. It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever. But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged. They'll demand we go to war. Now, where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find. Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Westley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the Machine tonight. Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
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If not... please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
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Took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present, I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how the Machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life.