Well, if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. - You're that smart? - Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? - Yes. - Morons. Really?
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I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.
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On the high seas your ship attacked. The Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners. I can't afford to make exceptions. Once word leaks out a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time. You mock my pain! Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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Who was this love of yours? Another prince like this one?
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- Rest, Highness. - I know who you are. Your cruelty reveals everything. You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it. With pride. What can I do for you? You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk. Hardly complimentary, Your Highness. Why loose your venom on me? You killed my love. It's possible. I kill a lot of people.
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And then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. I can only assume he meant you. You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are. And what am I? The faithfulness he talked of, madam. Your enduring faithfulness. Now tell me truly. When you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? You mocked me once! Never do it again! I died that day!
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And there are the princess's footprints. She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out.
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That was a warning, Highness. The next time, my hand flies on its own. For where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.
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And you can die too, for all I care! As you wish! Oh, my sweet Westley. What have I done?
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I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream...
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Iocane. I'd bet my life on it.
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"True love," he replied.
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Three years he said that. "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, to fight. Anything anyone would teach me. And Roberts and I eventually became friends. - And then it happened. - What?
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Finally Roberts decided something. He said, "All right, Westley. I've never had a valet. You can try it for tonight. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
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It intrigued Roberts, as did my descriptions of your beauty.
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See, what I told you before about saying "please" was true.
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Go on. Well, Roberts had grown so rich he wanted to retire, so he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. "I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said. "My name is Ryan. I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from was not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cumberbund. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia." Thank you. Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.