Gotta still hit the farmers' market. - What time is it? - 10:00-ish. - It's 10:00? - Mm-hm. I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony? Tony and I were out late last night. But don't worry, he's gonna be here. - You got this? - Yes. He's not gonna flake. Neither am I.
Chef
18.5s
Well, we do things. No, not just, like, watching something or doing something. Like, hanging out and talking. And learning things from each other. I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house and me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things. I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out. Like when you lived at home.
Chef
9.3s
You're not the reason that I'm not living at home. You know that, right? - Mm-hm. - 'Cause it's true. - Then why? - Then why what? Well, why don't you live home?
Chef
10.7s
- How's it work? - It's cool. It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool? - You tweet on it. - Is that like texting? No. - Sign me up. - OK.
Chef
39.6s
- That's out there now, bro. - It happened. - Why'd you do that? - You can't take that back. You know what? I threw down the gauntlet. So get ready for a fight. I'm gonna go drop Percy off and come back and cook the menu we should've cooked last time. - So where are we going today? - I gotta drop you off, kid. I gotta go shopping for tonight. I'm sorry. - Can I come with you? - No, I'm sorry. How come I'm, like, never allowed to be in the kitchen? Because it's hot and it's loud and there's a lot of bad language. So? I hear bad language all the time. - Where? - Online. What kind of website could a 10-year-old get on that has bad language? - YouTube. - YouTube has bad language? Could I at least come shopping with you? No. I got a lot to do and a lot on my mind.
Chef
24.7s
- We got a full house of people... - Yeah. - ..who are coming tonight... - Yeah. - ..To eat my food. - No, it's not your food, Carl. It's not your food. By definition, it's my food because it's my restaurant. I pay for the glasses. I pay for the napkins. I pay for the spoons. I pay for Molly's salary. I pay for your entire staff's salary, OK? So you either cook my menu or Tony can. Tony, you've been cooking it half the time anyway. Tell the truth. Right?
Chef
16.4s
So you're threatening to fire me now? Am I threatening to fire you? No, I'm telling you what I'm prepared to do if you don't cook my menu. Subject closed. Well, why don't you cook the menu without a chef and we see how it goes tonight? Let's go, Tony. Fuck this.
Chef
4.3s
Tony, you got a full house tonight. Be a pro, OK?
Chef
2.9s
Look who's waiting for us. Hi, Mommy.
Chef
2.1s
Just a moment, please.
Chef
2.3s
Tony.
Chef
43.6s
Yes? How can I help you? Isn't this, um... Wasn't this on the menu last time I... I... I visited? I believe it was. I was under the impression that tonight was gonna somehow be... be different, more of an event. I understand. Is there something we can do to make you more comfortable? Um... could I actually... Could I speak with the chef? With Chef Casper? I have a wonderful '09 that I just opened to let breathe. - Um... - If I may? The last time I was in Napa, at the vineyard, they shipped me this bottle as a gift, and I've just been waiting for the right occasion. That... that's very generous of you. Is Chef Casper here? Unfortunately, he was called away.
Chef
18.3s
Come here. I miss you. Give me a kiss. - Hi. - Hi. So my publicist said that she can talk to you. - Why don't you talk to her? - About what? - About Twitter? - Everybody's reading what you wrote. - I don't think you get it. - Get what? Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her.
Chef
12.8s
Good luck. - Oh, no way. - Good luck, Jack. - No way, man! - Martin, Martin. - No. Hell, no. Come on. - You stay. Stay. Martin, come on. Let me go, buddy. Don't do it. Don't do it. Just stay. - Call me. Call me. - You'd better believe it, yeah.
Chef
12.5s
"@ChefCarlCasper... "I would rather have you sit on my face "after a brisk walk on a warm day "than suffer through that fucking lava cake again."
Chef
6.2s
You don't belong here anymore. You know it. Come on. What's th... Who's this girl? - Carl. - What?
Chef
5.9s
- I don't think I should read it. - Just... Can you read it to me, please? Read the reply.