Okay, that's a fair point. What are you? Why are you hiding out in my garage? I needed somewhere safe. And you're the only person I could think of, Donut Lord. Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord? 'Cause you talk to donuts. And then eat them if they get out of line. Again, fair. Wait, wait, wait. Where are all the mushrooms? Why am I still on Earth? What is... Oh, no! I lost my rings. What?
Sonic the Hedgehog
17.7s
The raccoons are back. And they are in for a surprise. Your surprise better not be my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry. And also, that's for bears. - Good. Now I know it'll work. - Tom! I'm kidding. I'm just gonna use it to scare 'em. Possibly to death. - Love you, honey, bye! - Tom...
Sonic the Hedgehog
33.3s
"San... Francisco?" No. What?
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.5s
I'm never wrong. Well, first time for everything, I guess. Would you like some cake? I hear raccoons have the cleanest mouths of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.1s
Any last words?
Sonic the Hedgehog
23.4s
All right, all right. Earth isn't safe anymore. Time for plan B. Mushroomville. But I gotta take my stuff. Okay, essential items only. Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, hair gel, night-light. Funny hat. This half-eaten cantaloupe. Oh, and my scented candle. My entire comic book collection. Bean bag chair. Can a bean bag chair fit in a backpack? No, no, no. Of course not. That's stupid. Okay, what else? The rings! The rings, yes, of course.
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.4s
Oh, look at his poor little feet.
Sonic the Hedgehog
30.9s
- Hey. - Hey. Whatcha doing? Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel. Ah, that sounds... half-fun. Hey, exciting stuff here. We had a power outage. The whole town went dark. It was like a sign telling me to get out of Dodge. - Wade must have lost his mind. - Yeah. And he does not have much to lose. How's your sister? Did she convince you to leave me yet? No, but she did tell me to check your phone for dating apps. The only apps on my phone are the ones that came with it. - And the Olive Garden. - Ah. - Because when you're there... - You're family.
Sonic the Hedgehog
17.5s
Here we go. It didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay. You're going to a safe world. A nice, safe world full of mushrooms. Mushrooms that'll be your only friends. That sounds awful. I can't do this. You have to do it. There's no other option. All right.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2s
Fine. Come with me.
Sonic the Hedgehog
18.5s
What the... - They're coming for me! - Who's coming for you? - What's that got to do with me? - I don't have time to explain, but you have to help me. No, I don't. Why? Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons, feel like spaghetti. I need your help. Please. It's life or death.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.2s
SFPD... pending background check. Paws in the air!
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.3s
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.6s
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.7s
- Can you feel it, Stone? - I can feel it, Doctor. It's evolution, Stone. It's evolution!