Howdy, pardner! I'm not your partner. Come on. We're leaving. But there's a ZZ Top cover band. You gotta see their beards. You're gonna have to catch 'em some other time. Let's go. Get up! If we stay, I won't say another word for the rest of the trip, starting... now.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.8s
Oh, come on. That's awful. What did you eat? I think it's called a chili dog? You might want to check your fur on that one, buddy.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.5s
- You owe me one. - I never sat on a barstool before. So squishy! Oh, look at this. It spins.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.8s
Sonic? Oh, no.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2s
- Whoo! - Yeah!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
No, no, no, no, no!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Uh-oh!
Sonic the Hedgehog
48.2s
- Is Maddie here? - No, no. - Not today. Goodbye. - It's an emergency! - Bye-bye. - Rachel, stop! Maddie! Don't do this. This is important. - Oh, my God! Rachel, let him in. - I am calling the police. No, I am calling the FBI. I am calling the CIA. - Stop. Don't do that. - I am calling your mother. - Okay, got it. - Maddie, can we talk? Tom, what's going on? You're all over the news. I've been trying to call you. I had to ditch my phone so they couldn't track me. - Ditch his phone? - Track you? - Uncle Tommy! - Jojo! Hey! Now your niece is an accessory to treason. - No, she's not. - Calm down. Calm down? I will not calm down! - Enough. - Yes, calm down. Stop talking. No. Ozzy, please. Good to see you too. Oh, little Lord Baby Jesus. What is that, Tom? Is that plutonium? Is it e-mails? Yes, it's plutonium. Can we please go in the other room and talk... Stop it, Ozzy. Quit it! This is why I told you he was no good. - I'm not engaging. - No, Ozzy, quit it.
Sonic the Hedgehog
16.6s
Okay. - Holy... - What? His pulse is super-fast. That actually might be normal for him. I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie. I don't know his physiology. He doesn't seem to have any broken bones. He's just really banged up.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.7s
Oh, thank God. He's gonna be okay, right? I'm a vet, Tom. I don't even know what I'm looking at here. He's a hedgehog. Or so he says. - It talks? - Almost constantly.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.4s
I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk. Who do I look like, an imbecile? Of course I want a latte. I love the way you make them!
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.3s
Ready the prototype. With this kind of power, my machines can finally reach their full potential.
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.5s
Oh, catch me, Jojo. Oh, thank God. Can I get a glass of water?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.1s
He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.5s
Ozzy, no! Ozzy, no!
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.5s
- Here we go. - Come on, buddy. Gotta go fast! - Whoa. - Where am I? What year is it? Is The Rock president? Whoa, buddy, you're okay. Calm down. Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady! Hi.
Sonic the Hedgehog
33.5s
All right, pal, you need to start talking right now. Who are you? What are you? I'm a hedgehog! I feel like that's obvious. - And I'm in big trouble. - Oh, you're in big trouble? You're not the one who punched some sort of government weirdo back there. You think you have problems? I lost my rings. Rings? What are you talking about? Okay. Rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds. And now mine are on top of a pointy building - I've only ever seen on your skintight T-shirt. - Hey. So, I'd like you to take me to San Francisco, so I can get back my rings and use them to go to the mushroom planet.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.1s
- Why aren't you leaving? - I don't know where San Francisco is. - It's west. - West? Straight shot, can't miss it. Fine. That's cool. I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
