[sighs] You're supposed to be my friend. Stop trying to be my dad.
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[Sonic on tape] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here quick! Oh, no, here comes another one! [farts] Go. Now. Save yourself. [tape rewinds] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, [distorting] because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here... Ugh! I knew I should've used real farts.
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But trust me when I tell you, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you don't choose that moment. That moment chooses you. Whoa. Look at you. [Chuckles] Look at that. I just got goose bumps. Wait a second. Did you steal that from Oprah? No, sir. That is a Wachowski family special. Came from my dad, in this very boat, on this very lake.
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You see, Earth is my turf, G. If you don't know how to floss, you'll be lost without me. I understand nothing of what you just said. I help you retrieve the Emerald, and you use it to... destroy the hedgehog! You're suggesting an alliance. Around here we simply grip each other's hands tightly.
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[grunts] Because you saved me first, which clearly gave you a tactical advantage I do not understand. It wasn't a tactic. I couldn't just let you die. Why? I've been trying to destroy you since the moment we met. Because being a hero isn't about taking care of yourself. It's about taking responsibility for other people. Hmm. Wise words. An ancient Earth proverb? No, sir, that's a Wachowski family special. I got it from a guy in a rowboat. Someone who means a lot to me. [biplane approaching] Wait a second. What's that sound? Only Sonic the Hedgehog needs rescuing this much. [laughs] That sly little fox! Come on, Knucklehead. We're not beat yet. On the mountain, you told me you'd lost everything. The way I did. But you seem so hopeful and free. How did you move forward despite failing again? And again. And again. And again. And again. Okay, I didn't fail that much. But I didn't do this all alone. I found a new family. New friends. And you can too. You don't have to be alone anymore.
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What was that?
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5.2s
[bones cracking] [Sonic] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Are you kidding me with that handshake?
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[muffled yelling]
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Surely two intelligent beings can work these things out!
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[yelps]
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[Wade] I'm done playing games, pal. You're gonna tell me what I want to know. And I am asking you for the last time... what would you like on your bagel? I'm not telling you anything. And that is a display bagel. I don't get it with you! I mean, I've tried everything. I was good cop. I was bad cop. I was cop who offers you a bagel. And nothing. It's like... That is a display bagel. Wow. [rumbling] [electronic warbling]
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2.6s
[crashing continues]
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[groaning]
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[groaning] Oh. Ugh. Oh! Very disappointing, Agent Handel.
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To a perfectly executed operation. [agent screaming]
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But now that you've had a nap and a bath... I went up to your room last night to bring you some new comics and, um...
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[yelling continues] [metal clanking] [Sonic grunting] [yells, grunts] [coughing] Nailed it. [gasps] This guy is always trying to spoil a bad thing! Ah! You guys are here, too? Took the long way, huh? Is everything a joke to you? Why must you constantly interfere with my destiny? Because my destiny is to protect my friends and family. I think I just threw up in my mouth. And if you want that emerald, you're gonna have to go through me.