Welcome to the Piston Pit. What can I get you fellas? I want nachos and buffalo wings, oh, and guac. Funny word, isn't it? Guac, guac! Guac. Hey, no kids allowed in here. What's he got on, some kind of mask? Oh, he's actually 43 years old and, um, suffers from a very rare skin disease that stunts his growth and makes him look, uh, like that. The face, I was born with. The confidence, I picked up along the way. - Make his a Mello Yello, please. - Okay.
Sonic the Hedgehog
20s
- Yes. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - That's nice. - I feel sick. Are you having fun? Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list, huh? - Big night for you. - What's a bucket list? A bucket list is, uh... It's a list of things you want to do in your life before you, well, kick the bucket. I've never kicked a bucket, either! Oh, I gotta make my list.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.4s
Howdy, pardner! I'm not your partner. Come on. We're leaving. But there's a ZZ Top cover band. You gotta see their beards. You're gonna have to catch 'em some other time. Let's go. Get up! If we stay, I won't say another word for the rest of the trip, starting... now.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.8s
Oh, come on. That's awful. What did you eat? I think it's called a chili dog? You might want to check your fur on that one, buddy.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.5s
- You owe me one. - I never sat on a barstool before. So squishy! Oh, look at this. It spins.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.8s
Sonic? Oh, no.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2s
- Whoo! - Yeah!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
No, no, no, no, no!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Uh-oh!
Sonic the Hedgehog
48.2s
- Is Maddie here? - No, no. - Not today. Goodbye. - It's an emergency! - Bye-bye. - Rachel, stop! Maddie! Don't do this. This is important. - Oh, my God! Rachel, let him in. - I am calling the police. No, I am calling the FBI. I am calling the CIA. - Stop. Don't do that. - I am calling your mother. - Okay, got it. - Maddie, can we talk? Tom, what's going on? You're all over the news. I've been trying to call you. I had to ditch my phone so they couldn't track me. - Ditch his phone? - Track you? - Uncle Tommy! - Jojo! Hey! Now your niece is an accessory to treason. - No, she's not. - Calm down. Calm down? I will not calm down! - Enough. - Yes, calm down. Stop talking. No. Ozzy, please. Good to see you too. Oh, little Lord Baby Jesus. What is that, Tom? Is that plutonium? Is it e-mails? Yes, it's plutonium. Can we please go in the other room and talk... Stop it, Ozzy. Quit it! This is why I told you he was no good. - I'm not engaging. - No, Ozzy, quit it.
Sonic the Hedgehog
16.6s
Okay. - Holy... - What? His pulse is super-fast. That actually might be normal for him. I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie. I don't know his physiology. He doesn't seem to have any broken bones. He's just really banged up.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.7s
Oh, thank God. He's gonna be okay, right? I'm a vet, Tom. I don't even know what I'm looking at here. He's a hedgehog. Or so he says. - It talks? - Almost constantly.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.4s
I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk. Who do I look like, an imbecile? Of course I want a latte. I love the way you make them!
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.3s
Ready the prototype. With this kind of power, my machines can finally reach their full potential.
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.5s
Oh, catch me, Jojo. Oh, thank God. Can I get a glass of water?