Mother Russia and Motherfucker both on the same team? That doesn't work, Chris. I am not asking for suggestions, asshole. Just get them costumes and get them ready!
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Call him "The Tumor." Who's next? All right, we've got, uh, an ex-Triad member looking for work. Easy, "Genghis Carnage." Come on.
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I think we're in trouble. I just don't understand why people feel the need to use that kind of language.
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Get the fuck out of here before I tear your head off, you old fuck.
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Shit. Javier, thank you.
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I'm sorry.
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Whoo!
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Wait.
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Seriously? You're such a dick, Marty. I know this is why you guys aren't texting me back, I'm not an actual idiot. Well, you could have fooled me, Ass-Licker.
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You want money? There's 50 grand on the table. Please just make him stop! Please! You think you can buy us? Is that what you think? We're not here to steal from you.
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11.2s
Todd was right, we were being dicks. But the truth is, the only person I really wanted on the team was Mindy, but she was too busy trying not to be a superhero.
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Yeah, well, screw you guys. Todd... No, really. Fuck you guys. I'm gonna go find my own team. Todd. Wait. Come on.
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Ow! Where are the girls? Come on, man. I've got a heart problem. Oh, yeah?
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We're here to send a message to all the other bottom-dwellers.
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3.2s
He's little and he kills. Right.
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I've got some butterflies.
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Okay, Min, he's here.
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10.3s
The cool kids saw something special in you and invited you to your first party where you'd sip your first beer and finally suck face for the first time?
