First big mission's tonight and it's not community service. We're taking on some real bad guys. What, can't your team handle it? They're not you, Mindy. Remembering Tommy owns a dry fruit business. Night Bitch teaches ballet. Night Bitch? What is she? A superhero or a soft core porno? Maybe a little bit of both. Oh, God, you're plugging her? I'm gonna vom. You're like a ninja. Can't you just sneak out after Marcus goes to sleep?
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25.4s
Five of us should do. How did you say this guy made his money, sir? Prostitution? Not just girls. Kids. Ships them in from villages back home. Boneheads in blue take a blind eye. How do you know he's here tonight? Because Thursday night is poker night. Same five low-lifes every week. Man with a habit ain't hard to find. So what's the plan? Are we sneaking in? I thought we'd knock. It's more polite. What?
Kick-Ass 2
8.2s
And three-quarters. What the fuck do you want? Good evening, young man. We'd like a word with Jimmy Kim. If it's not too inconvenient.
Kick-Ass 2
8.4s
I never made varsity football or got cast in the school play. Hell, I never even made honor roll. Knock out, bitch!
Kick-Ass 2
7.5s
I'm sorry, I just zoned out for a second. Did you say that we're going up against five gangsters? And bouncer makes six.
Kick-Ass 2
3.5s
That's from the heart. Don't let it go to your head.
Kick-Ass 2
3.2s
I used to eat punks like this for breakfast.
Kick-Ass 2
1.2s
Jehovah's Witness!
Kick-Ass 2
2.2s
Stay frosty, team.
Kick-Ass 2
6.9s
Mindy, I'm sorry. Is there a problem, Min? Zero. Good. Because I don't like problems.
Kick-Ass 2
4.4s
You know, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full. It's very rude. Come on.
Kick-Ass 2
4.2s
We're the good guys. Oh, no, you're the fucking dead guys.
Kick-Ass 2
2.6s
Promise me you're not doing anything foolish?
Kick-Ass 2
2.8s
You're too smart to do anything stupid.
Kick-Ass 2
2.7s
Let's hope he can handle tonight.
Kick-Ass 2
2s
Eisenhower! Schwantz!
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1.9s
Oh!
Kick-Ass 2
18.2s
You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris. Archetypes. Keep going. We got, uh, Katarina Dumbrovski. Wait, wait. A chick? Yeah. Seriously, you hired a chick? Yeah. Former KGB. She was locked up in the Gulag until she ate her cellmate. Okay. "Mother Russia."
