Ouch. You don't wanna hit with your closed fist. You might break your hand, then you're defenseless. You wanna hit with open palm and pivot. Open palm and pivot. Grab the back...
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7.7s
Oh, my God. You could totally make captain. That was so much better than Brooke's. Oh, my God. Brooke doesn't stand a chance for captain after that.
Kick-Ass 2
10.2s
An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night. And a pervert, pedophile, deserves a visit from Eisenhower.
Kick-Ass 2
6.6s
What do you think? I think it does the job. People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal.
Kick-Ass 2
4.4s
Chill. As long as you don't fall on your face, you're in.
Kick-Ass 2
1.7s
Four attackers.
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1.4s
Schwantz!
Kick-Ass 2
1.9s
No escape.
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1.2s
Go.
Kick-Ass 2
20.8s
Yeah, well, I don't know what kind of superhero Night Whore is, but if you really think I'd ever break my word, you obviously have no idea who I am. I know that making dance team doesn't make you stop being who you are. I know Hit Girl couldn't give a shit about what high school girls are into. I know that you wouldn't go on a date if your life depended on it. Go to hell, Dave. What? You know I'm right.
Kick-Ass 2
19.1s
A bunch of people with made-up names standing around in homemade costumes, searching the web for unsolved crimes. The comic book heroes all have billion-dollar bases and headquarters on the moon, but this is the real world. ...scales, like a red, white and blue. It's awesome. What's that? Brick. Right.
Kick-Ass 2
14.2s
I've been studying privately with Coach Podell. And by studying, I mean my mom paid her off to make me varsity. So, if you're half decent, I'll make sure she puts you on the team. At least as an alternate. You'd do that for me?
Kick-Ass 2
7.1s
I made a promise to Marcus. So break it. You're a superhero, remember? Mindy Macready's just a disguise.
Kick-Ass 2
7.4s
Hey! Roid Rage. Me? Yeah. You wanna take me on a date sometime? Uh, yeah. Sure. Um...