Hands in the air, Spring Roll. Empty the register and don't do anything stupid. Come on! Hey, where are your security cameras? We don't have them. Too expensive. Seriously? What the fuck? How's this gonna go viral? You want to be filmed? Shut up and just get on the ground! And you'd better tell people The Motherfucker was here. What's wrong with you, boy? Get on the floor, too, Gandalf, or I will bust a cap in your ass. You're gonna bust your own face when that gun kicks if you don't hold it properly. Just get on the ground!
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Saving your whiny ass! No! I won't let you have this. I'd rather die! What is wrong with you, dude? This is not a comic book, it's real life!
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Hey. Hi. Uh, uh, it's me, Kick-Ass.
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They should be back by now! It's definitely dead. Says on the Internet you're supposed to keep them in fresh water. It is just hungry. We must feed it.
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I am.
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His wannabe supervillains, defeated.
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What's wrong?
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Let me show you what real evil looks like.
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Great, um, Simon.
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That is not my name!
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My dad was a decent man. All he ever did was try and give me a good life, and I told him no one would notice when he was gone.
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Now!
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I've got some butterflies.
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Mindy beat me like morning wood every day for three weeks. Come on. Guard up! Left, right, guard up!