I don't mean to be indelicate here, but someone should get some ice, keep the body fresh. He's just a silly little alien. He didn't belong here! That little alien knew more about being human than you ever will. His name was Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.4s
- I think these belong to you. - Thank you very much.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Donut Lord?
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.9s
Who the hell do you think you are? I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a...
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.4s
You're not... You're not here to abduct me, are you? You abducted me.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.2s
Uh, little help?
Sonic the Hedgehog
32.7s
So, as I crashed into the cold, dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A, I have no idea where I'm going. B, saltwater stings. C, I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am. Why? Because you shot me! - I know. - You shot me! All right, I heard you the first time. You don't have to pile it on. Good grief. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a fish on my head! And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.7s
We did not do it. Who is this guy? Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? My turn. Here, just keep us going straight. I put it in cruise control. I feel just like Vin Diesel. "It's all about family, Tom."
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.4s
Ow!
Sonic the Hedgehog
18.7s
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Oh, Sonic! Uh-huh. What? What's the matter? There's so much stuff I've never done. And now that I'm leaving Earth forever, I guess I missed my chance.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.6s
Whoo! Yeah! Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. Nice work, Romeo. Glad you're having a good time. I am having a good time! I'm having the best time. I mean, what could go wrong?
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.4s
I suppose we can spare an hour. What? You're gonna bucket-list with me? - Sure, why not? - You won't regret this. Oh, I'm pretty sure I will.
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.1s
Well, I guess this is the kind of place you could get a lot of living done in a short period of time.
