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21.3s
32.7s
Every single day, my career's in jeopardy... - What are you doing? - I'm taking the regulator off the pneumatic propulsion system. Give me a beer. Grandpa, what did you really do for the army? - I told you, I was a mechanic. - Bullshit. You speak Arabic. You hot-wired a golf cart. Tell me the truth. All right, I was Special Forces! I trained insurgents behind enemy lines from Vietnam to Iraq. Now give me the fucking beer can! Come on! Look at this dummy! What an idiot!
Dirty Grandpa
30.5s
Okay. They're in the hospital till tomorrow! The room's ours for the night. Look at these fucking people. How was brunch at Hitler's house that day? Hey, Grandpa, who else in our family knows that you were, uh, Special Forces or whatever? No one, once your grandmother passed. Your father stopped talking to me before my missions were declassified. So he always thought I was just an army mechanic. But don't you think that you guys would get along a little better if you told him?
Dirty Grandpa
22.3s
Give me that! What is this? Hey! Hey, hey, hey... Leave my illegitimate black son alone. We were just asking him to dance. - Well, he don't wanna dance. - Well, maybe you wanna dance instead. - I don't wanna dance... - Colonel Sanders! It's all right. It's all right. Let's not dirty this place up. It's a shrine. Sinatra sang here. Parking lot?
Dirty Grandpa
19.7s
First of all, nobody wears a fucking white belt. The only people who wear white belts are people who suck at karate and people who suck at life. Take the fucking belt off. And you better lose that fucking white polo shirt and those pleated khaki pants. You're meeting up with girls, not blowing an oil executive on a fucking golf course. Put these on.
Dirty Grandpa
18.2s
- Shit. It's Meredith. - Don't answer it. My rehearsal brunch is this weekend. No calls. For one night, stop worrying about your wedding. Please. We have two hot, smart, beautiful college girls at the peak of their sexual powers about to meet us at one of the last great nightclubs in Florida. Worry about them.
Dirty Grandpa