Drop the mic, baby! Drop the mic, baby! - That's what I'm talking about! - Peace out, niggas! I see you, boy. Nasty!
Dirty Grandpa
5s
- Get out! - Classic Pam. Classic Pam. What do you say we get some lunch? Love it.
Dirty Grandpa
7.4s
See you fucks later. So, uh, I'm gonna go with her.
Dirty Grandpa
59.6s
For what's it worth, I still really want to fuck you. - And we're going to fuck. - Yeah, we are. - We're going to thunder fuck. - You're gonna tsunami on my face! You're gonna flood like the Nile. Yeah. I guess the drought in my pussy is finally over. The villagers will finally eat. You're gonna die while you're eating me out. I want your last breath to be in my pussy. Lenore! You're such a slut. - Police! - That's right. Po-po in the ho-ho. Some kind of ganja party? - Sorry to harsh your mellows. - Where's my e-vite? - Is that the jacket? - Check the right coat pocket. - Check it, man. - Okay, turn around. Come on. That's my jacket. That's not his jacket. Up against the palm. There you go. Let's have a look. What've you got in here? Huh? - Bingo-bango. - OMG. What the fuck? That's not mine! - "What the fuck?" - That's not mine! The fuck? Well, it looks like Spring Break is finally drug free! Come on, let's go. Let's go, pretty boy. Oh, shall we? No, it doesn't go down that way. Let's go. I'll wait for you, Grandpa. Keep that shit tight for me! He's my Henry Miller. - What the fuck does that mean? - Exactly!
Dirty Grandpa
19s
Don't do this. I think I'm going to have to fight them all, so you're going to have to take the first punch. - What? - Okay! He's up first. Whatever. You like that shit, white boy? Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? What? You want next, bitch? Hey, I thought I had next.
Dirty Grandpa
12.6s
Oh, well, better late than never. Yeah! Fuck them up, ALF! Motherfucker! Stinky? What the fuck are you doing here, Dick?
Dirty Grandpa
9.3s
What is it? Oh, it's, uh... Just another wedding present. I hope it's that new big dipping spoon from Williams-Sonoma.
Dirty Grandpa
3.3s
- Whoa! Got ourselves a bogey. - All right, let's do this!
Dirty Grandpa
12.5s
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Go! Go! Chug!
Dirty Grandpa
2.6s
Holy fucking shit!
Dirty Grandpa
1m18s
Hey. ♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ For all the love I found in you ♪ I'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ And never let me fall Yeah, yeah ♪ You're the one who saw me through ♪ Through it all ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ You gave me faith 'cause you believed ♪ I'm everything I am - Damn! - ♪ Because you loved me?
Dirty Grandpa
2.9s
Sting? You're stung!
Dirty Grandpa
10s
Whoo! Yeah! Do it again! We can change in Cody's room. I picked his pocket earlier. Nothing to see here, guys. Cops are gonna come pretty quick.
Dirty Grandpa
7.5s
You can't get into it anyway because you don't know my code. Looks like your grandpa remembered your birthday! - What? Give me that! - We're going to fucking Daytona.
Dirty Grandpa
13.7s
He says he's very sorry, but he can't marry you. Uncle Ruben, can you turn that thing up a little? It doesn't get any louder. Where'd you get that thing, SkyMall?
Dirty Grandpa
12.5s
So... are you getting married next weekend? I was. I was getting married, but then I met you, and now I don't... Oh, my God! No. Don't pull that shit.