Are you talking to me? - Yes. - Yes. Are you talking to me? Yes! Yes! No, you talking to me. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? I don't see anyone else here. I don't see anyone else here, either! We're trying to talk to you. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides..." What the fuck are you doing? That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech! Are you talking to me, or are you talking to him?
Neighbors
15.6s
I made some blue meth. It's Gatorade. Oh, perfect! Great. She's all ready to go. This is gonna be the best calendar yet. Look at that, sweetie. All right. Let's do it. Who's my little Heisenberg? You are! She's a little meth head. No, she just makes it. Oh...
Neighbors
23.4s
We have wanted this since we were freshmen. Dude, that was four years ago, okay? We were fucking virgins. All right? We're about to be, like, adults now. In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter. What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right? It's all made up. Like, my brother's fraternity also thinks they invented beer pong. Well, your brother is a liar. All right, let's put that down.
Neighbors
1.2s
Cops are here.
Neighbors
2.3s
I love fucking with you when you high, man.
Neighbors
2.4s
No. no, Why? Why? No! What?
Neighbors
1.5s
What the fuck?
Neighbors
1.2s
It's Watkins.
Neighbors
1.9s
Oh, God!
Neighbors
28s
Holy shit. This party is getting out of control. This is strike three. This is crazy. Strike three. Yes! Yes, hello. This is the President of the neighborhood watch. There is a giant party at 2203 West Olmstead right now. They're yelling and fighting. The ringleader's name is Scoonie. He's a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick. Come on, come on. Stay on message! I'm sorry. They are sending the cops. We have a disturbance at 2203 West Olmstead. 10-4.
Neighbors
18s
Free party tonight. There'll be food, blankets. It's gonna be great. We're back on the air with Dirty Boy. And Romie the Homie. Right, right. So let's take a few calls. All right, caller, what's your name? Hey, dude. This is Nutsack calling over from Delta Psi. What's up, Nutsack? We're having a huge rager tonight. You know what brings people to a party more than anything?
Neighbors
11.2s
Celebrities. This is Mark Wahlberg. If you don't come to this party, I'm gonna give you a world-class knuckle sandwich. Oh, my gosh. This is Anne Hathaway. I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.
Neighbors
16.1s
Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party? The question is, do you want to party? Right there. You, too, Deadwood. There you go. See you guys- Hey, it's Ray Romano. What are you doin'? No, this is Ray Romano and... No, this is Ray Romano... Who is Ray Romano?
Neighbors
10.9s
Our school's insignia is in Latin. This is in Jewish! What? We're not off probation! The old people have the upper hand. We got to get everyone out of here! We got to get everybody... Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!
Neighbors
12.2s
What is this? Is this our flyer? No, we do everything online! Who makes flyers anymore? Fucking old people! Old people? Thumbsucker! Let me see the letter from the school, man!
Neighbors
14s
People have hot-boxed showers. They've hot-boxed cars. Attics. Caves. Fire trucks. Porta-Potties. Private planes. But tonight, forget the hot-box. I give you the hot house.
Neighbors
2.7s
Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God! Everyone's leaving!