Holy shit. That was close. I could not deal with that right now. Fuck, no way. Jesus. I'm exhausted. That would be a fucking disaster. Oh, Jesus.
Neighbors
1.2s
I know!
Neighbors
14.9s
All right, balls before dolls. Compadres before I sleep with tu madres. Brad Pitt before grab clit. Deez nuts before skinny sluts. Masturbate before I ask her to date. Beef stew before watching The View. Male erection before One Direction.
Neighbors
8.5s
Holy shit. I'm just kidding. Sort of. What's up, man? Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP. I had this job interview, so...
Neighbors
3.1s
Yeah, I agree. I'm just trying to lighten the moo-ood.
Neighbors
1.4s
No, no, no! Yeah!
Neighbors
1.5s
Hey, neighbor.
Neighbors
1.9s
He's coming. Kelly, it's over!
Neighbors
5.2s
Now, there is no higher honor in Delta Psi than making it onto the wall.
Neighbors
12.3s
Yeah, this is amazing. I want a baby. I'm gonna have a baby. You don't want a baby. Oh, I do. Would you be my surrogate, Kelly? No! Dude, don't ask that. Don't be so fucking offended. It's not like we're gonna have sex.
Neighbors
3s
Scoonie put his dick in your mouth while you were sleeping, bitch!
Neighbors
2s
What's lame? What's going on?
Neighbors
1.4s
There you go.
Neighbors
4.4s
We are Delta Psi Beta. Delta Psi!
Neighbors
1.6s
No! Teddy!
Neighbors
3.4s
Because "Teddy" is just an idea.
Neighbors
4.2s
Our probation's been lifted! Our probation's been lifted!
Neighbors
3.1s
He's looking at us. What are you doing? He's looking at us.
