We're not gonna end up on this thing. That is kind of lame, but also kind of meaningless, right? What the fuck are you talking about? No, man. I just mean, like, you're the President, you know? If you want to be up there so bad, just put your picture up. No one's gonna stop you. Because then I didn't earn it.
Neighbors
1.6s
Found the airbags!
Neighbors
2.3s
We'll give you $1,000.
Neighbors
2.3s
Oh, my boobs. Oh, God.
Neighbors
9.5s
He's right there! He's right there! What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? We got to get him out of there! Distraction. Okay, distraction. What? What do we do? Distraction, distraction. I'm gonna jump off the balcony. What?
Neighbors
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I'm not gonna throw that all away now.
Neighbors
1.4s
We're celebrating.
Neighbors
2.2s
Yes! Come on, Delta Psi!
Neighbors
1.6s
Holy fuck.
Neighbors
2s
How do you turn these off?
Neighbors
2.4s
Fuck! Shit, shit. Go!
Neighbors
1.7s
You guys don't get it.
Neighbors
4.5s
What's the lesson? Don't go to sleep!
Neighbors
8.2s
- I would masturbate into her. - That's not how it works. That's not what you would do. I don't want to talk about this. Oh, shit. Teddy just tweeted. What? Tomorrow night, party's on.
Neighbors
1.5s
It's on the side.
Neighbors
18.9s
You look good. It looks okay. I think it's okay. You're never gonna forget this! Move, elephants! Move! Keep marching. March! March, march, march, elephants. I'm not doing this anymore. Get back in line, Assjuice! Get back in line! Fuck you. I am not an elephant! What did you just say to me? I am not an elephant!
Neighbors
7.7s
Whoa. Wait. Wait. No, no, no! What? What? Don't slap my boob. There's booze in your boobs. There's booze in your boobs.