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Hey! Lizzy, Lizzy, please! Lizzy, no, okay? I've got this. - Why are you yelling at me? I'm just trying to help you. - I'm not yelling at... I'm sor... I am. Just then I was. But it's... Look. Lita, don't do what Lizzy said. What did you say? C uatro? "Go to your bedroom"? No, cuatro means "quart." Like quart of milk. She said, "You're not gonna have a potato chip, but you will drink that milk." In any case, we have this. It's fine. - Okay. Fine. - Okay. Let's try some of this meat loaf, okay? - No! I want my chips! - You're not having chips! I don't think she's getting on board with the plan, honey. - I don't want this! - Hey! - You sure you don't wanna give her chips? - No, we're not giving her chips.
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26.7s
We want to thank the Lord for our first Christmas together. And we want to give thanks for this lovely meal and also this, um, bounty of super fun cardboard boxes. - Amen. - Amen. Okay. Tuck in, everybody. Where's my potato chips? We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry. - I want my chips. - Lita! Lizzy. Pete and I worked really hard on this dinner. There's lots of yummy food for you to eat. - No! - Hey, hey, hey.
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I can't get over it. They look just like normal kids. What did you think they were gonna look like? Little pirates? I don't know. They're just so cute. How is the new school? It's good. It's like... It's, um... It's school. - Yeah. - Awesome. And what's the boy situation? Anything exciting? No, no. Hey, hey, leave her alone. She doesn't like talking about that kind of stuff, so just go easy.
Instant Family
15.5s
What are you doing? Take it out! - No, better to leave it in till we get to the hospital. - You're okay, buddy. We're here. We're here. You're okay. Stay still. I got to wrap it up. Relax. We'll get you there in one second, okay? You're... - Oh, honey, Juan is gonna be okay. - Come on.
Instant Family
52.5s
All right, look, you drop them off. I'm gonna find this Jacob kid and get to the bottom of this, okay? - Okay. - All right. - Wait, Pete, that's him! - What? Him? That redhead kid right there? The kid with the soup can for a...? Come on. I'm getting him. You! Dick pic! Hey! Hey! - Hey! Excuse me. - What's up, man? Wanted to catch a fade, huh? - Dick pic! - Think it's okay? Sending pictures of your knob to a 15-year-old girl? You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top. I saw what you wrote to her: "If you don't show me something, I'm gonna lose interest." That's actually sexual assault, young man. It's disgusting! Not such a big man now, are you? Come on, whip it out! Show everybody those big shaved plums you're so proud of! We're gonna call your mom, tell the principal, maybe even call the police. - What do you think of that, Jacob? - My name's not Jacob! - What? - My name is Charlie. That's Charlie. - I thought you said his name was Jacob. - Really? And my plums aren't shaved. Or big.
Instant Family
42.2s
What? You don't. - Actually, there's this one guy, Jacob. - Yeah? Wow, that's a cute name. Jacob. I like... Like Jake. No, honey, it's "Hway-cob." Right? Right? "Hway-cob." No, no, it's just Jacob. Jacob. J... J... acob. Yeah, and he's not cute. He's more of like an artsy, old soul type. - Yeah! - Yeah. I was never into the cute ones either. Nah. Cute's overrated. Right? I didn't either. I've never had a hot boyfriend, ever. Shut up! ♪ You look like a monkey ♪ ♪ And you smell like one too ♪ Yeah!
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56.7s
- Well, not yet! - Not yet. Sorry, but we shouldn't be laughing. No, it's actually important to have a sense of humor about this kind of thing. Right. You gotta laugh or you'll never make it through this. That is right. Speaking of which, next up we have October, who still hasn't been matched with a child. Well, there's some good news. Ha-ha-ha. So, together we're all gonna decide which chore we'd like to do and then each week we'll mix it up. - Can I do "Feed Meatball"? - Yes! - I want to feed Meatball! - You can feed him next week. Pete, I hope she's not serious about all this. It's not just she, it's we. And we are. Very serious. - Okay, so do you want us to wash your feet too? - Oh, Lizzy. - This is bullshit! - Lizzy! Hey, hey, wait, wait! Lizzy. Let's just... Let's... Let's try something else. Can we just take a moment, calm down, and take a few breaths? Please? Try it.
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