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34.3s
- Hey, hon. - Hey. - Hi. How's she doing? - She's good. Oh. Yeah. And check this out. I got here early, Lizzy saw me, and she came over and just starts talking. - To you? - Yeah! Not, like, full-on girl talk, but not the usual silent treatment either. She was telling me about that kid Jacob, and how he doesn't say much so she can't tell if he likes her. Next thing I know I'm in full mom mode, giving her advice, like, "Well, sometimes with the quiet types you'll have to make the first move." You said "make a move"? You told her to make a move on a boy? This kid is harmless, baby. Trust me. I'm thrilled she even likes him. I totally pegged her for the bad boys.
Instant Family
29.5s
Now we're talking! - That's exactly what I was thinking. - Hello! - I hate them so much. - Me too. They're the worst. They're so ungrateful. We're doing everything for them. - And they could give two shits. - Right? But guess what? They're not adopted yet. No. No, they're not. We could just... put 'em back. I mean, yes, we would look like the worst people in the world, but... Yeah, we would. And right now everybody thinks we're saints. I know. I love that part. I do love that part. That's the only good part.
Instant Family
29.1s
- Huh? - Christmas! What is it? It's a sewing machine! What do you think? No? She doesn't like it? Why not? - Looks like a robot, buddy! - Lita, look at this big box! - Dude, it walks and talks. - This could be my helmet! - What about the presents? - I would've went crazy if I got a robot. - I'm playing with that robot. - And this could be the spaceship. - Can I go inside? - Sure. Hey, guys. Wow, you really like cardboard boxes, huh? Is anybody interested in playing with the giant dollhouse it took three hours to assemble?
Instant Family
15.4s
Hey, sweetie. I brought the car. - Saved you a little walking time. - We had a front space. Well, it's still closer. - Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll. - Wow. - So you caved, huh? - No, I did not cave. I bought it for her. It was only four bucks. Can we just get out of here, you coward?
Instant Family
46.3s
- Okay, okay, okay! - I want a Barbie! This isn't even a real Barbie. You've got a real Barbie that Santa gave you a few weeks ago. Santa got me a fat Barbie! I want a skinny Barbie! She's not fat. She's body positive. If you put the doll back, I'll get you a giant ice cream sundae. So you're rewarding this behavior? - What are you thinking? - You handle it. - Juan, get out of there. Please? - Don't hit me! Don't hit me! I'm sorry! I didn't hit him, okay? I never have hit him. - I would never hit a kid. - I want a Barbie! Stop right now, or you're not getting lunch or dinner. We're not starving people here, okay? I have this under control. Yeah, Lizzy, you body-positive whore! Okay, you're done. Gimme that. Give it to me. Just give me that now! Oh, yeah? Yeah, it really looks like you've got it. - Scan it! Hurry! - No! We're not doing this!
Instant Family
47.4s
Hey, Lizzy, this one's for you too. - Merry Christmas. - Oh. - Another one. - Yeah. Thanks. Merry... Merry Christmas. I... You didn't have to get all this stuff for us. I know, I know, but we wanted to. We were excited. Did we go overboard? No, no, no! Um, I'm sorry. I'm happy. I am. I... It's nice to see Lita and Juan get presents that weren't donated from total strangers, so... Hey, Lizzy, if you ever want to talk about anything... I know it's Christmastime and you may have memories and things. Oh, no, no, no. I'm... I'm... I'm good. I... You know what? I just haven't had my morning coffee yet. So I'm gonna get that. - Do you want some coffee? - Sure. Okay.
Instant Family
47.7s
Oh, man! Kid dinged a Porsche. - Dude, what are you doing? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry! All right. Just don't cry, okay? He's gonna have to leave a note. - Just help get the stuff out of the back. - Lita! Lita! Honey. Ellie looks dehydrated. She looks bad. - We've got the pizza! - Juan, whoa, whoa. What are you doing, bud? Oh, sorry! Oh, Christ. - It's so warm. - Hey, put the pizza down. - You can't hold it like that. - Hi, Mom. Hey, Dad. You must be Lizzy. Yeah, hi. I'm Lizzy. Um, this is Lita and Juan. Hello, Lita. Hello, Juan. I'm Grammy "Hw-an" and this is Grandpa "Hw-erry." Mom, can you just talk like a normal person? I like the way she says her J's. - Can you please? - It's sophisticated. Here you go, brother. Thanks, man.
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