Why did I think that? I don't know. You should get some. They're good company.
Spy
14.6s
"Hi, terrorists. Oh, golly! "Oh, I shot myself! Whoops! "I meant to shoot you, not me!" That's probably what I'd say. "Hey, terrorists, you better watch out, "or I'll make you a chocolate cake. "Do you like chocolate? Well, then I'll make you a vanilla. "
Spy
17s
Perfect hair. Perfect face. She probably cries herself to sleep every night. I don't think she probably does. She probably does. And not, like, sort of cute, little tears. Like, really sort of silent, kind of big. (SOBBING) I don't think that's what... Like a sort of upside down kidney bean.
Spy
6s
You and I gotta stop going on these awful missions. Run off together. Do you mean that?
Spy
19.7s
Look at you and your tailored... Everything is cut right. And mine is like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress. Oh, come... It doesn't even have a label. Does not have a label. I think my mom made it. No, stop. I should get on my hands and knees and start scooping. Good God. Go easy on yourself. Okay. We're a perfect team. That's why we work. Yeah.
Spy
7.2s
God! (WITH ITALIAN ACCENT) How you like my English accent, huh? I learn it from the Downton Abbey.
Spy
1.9s
Oh, my God.
Spy
17.4s
Great work. What a job. Super Cooper. Really amazing. Thanks. ELAINE: Yes, it was. You really came through. Thank you, ma'am. I'd like to keep you out in the field for now. Wow. We need you to fly to Prague tomorrow... to infiltrate an international drug-smuggling ring. Here's your new identity.
Spy
6.8s
I was hoping to spend the rest of my life in jail. Give me some quality time to deal with the fact... that I was sleeping with the man who killed my father.
Spy
1.9s
Don't touch my fucking hair!
Spy
2.7s
Or am I? Oh, my God.
Spy
1.2s
You in, Cooper?
Spy
1.5s
Yeah. Wow.
Spy
1.4s
What are you looking at?
Spy
2.2s
Fuck you too.
Spy
1.4s
(WHIMPERING)
Spy
32.5s
Is that a rape whistle? Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items a single woman travelling through Europe would have. But she could get that at any pharmacy. Not this whistle. When you blow through this whistle, a small, poisonous dart flies out... neutralizing your target. Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work. That is really neat! Stop it, that's amazing. That is really super cool! I love that! This anti-fungal spray can freeze and disable... any security system. Wow. That is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe. It's also a pepper spray.