Holy shit. There they are. Hey, Jan, Jerry. They're here.
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- Someone videotaping this? - Pete, where are you? Where's Pete? You're done. Oh, great. You're out there? Thank you so much.
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2.4s
Did it come in a big box?
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9s
Yeah, it did. It came in a big $200 box. Let's go! Let's go! - Come on. - Let's go get the box. - Christmas is boxes. - Yes. Yay!
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29.1s
- Huh? - Christmas! What is it? It's a sewing machine! What do you think? No? She doesn't like it? Why not? - Looks like a robot, buddy! - Lita, look at this big box! - Dude, it walks and talks. - This could be my helmet! - What about the presents? - I would've went crazy if I got a robot. - I'm playing with that robot. - And this could be the spaceship. - Can I go inside? - Sure. Hey, guys. Wow, you really like cardboard boxes, huh? Is anybody interested in playing with the giant dollhouse it took three hours to assemble?
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Hey, sweetie. I brought the car. - Saved you a little walking time. - We had a front space. Well, it's still closer. - Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll. - Wow. - So you caved, huh? - No, I did not cave. I bought it for her. It was only four bucks. Can we just get out of here, you coward?
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46.3s
- Okay, okay, okay! - I want a Barbie! This isn't even a real Barbie. You've got a real Barbie that Santa gave you a few weeks ago. Santa got me a fat Barbie! I want a skinny Barbie! She's not fat. She's body positive. If you put the doll back, I'll get you a giant ice cream sundae. So you're rewarding this behavior? - What are you thinking? - You handle it. - Juan, get out of there. Please? - Don't hit me! Don't hit me! I'm sorry! I didn't hit him, okay? I never have hit him. - I would never hit a kid. - I want a Barbie! Stop right now, or you're not getting lunch or dinner. We're not starving people here, okay? I have this under control. Yeah, Lizzy, you body-positive whore! Okay, you're done. Gimme that. Give it to me. Just give me that now! Oh, yeah? Yeah, it really looks like you've got it. - Scan it! Hurry! - No! We're not doing this!
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1.7s
Gracias.
Instant Family
47.4s
Hey, Lizzy, this one's for you too. - Merry Christmas. - Oh. - Another one. - Yeah. Thanks. Merry... Merry Christmas. I... You didn't have to get all this stuff for us. I know, I know, but we wanted to. We were excited. Did we go overboard? No, no, no! Um, I'm sorry. I'm happy. I am. I... It's nice to see Lita and Juan get presents that weren't donated from total strangers, so... Hey, Lizzy, if you ever want to talk about anything... I know it's Christmastime and you may have memories and things. Oh, no, no, no. I'm... I'm... I'm good. I... You know what? I just haven't had my morning coffee yet. So I'm gonna get that. - Do you want some coffee? - Sure. Okay.