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I said that, Your Honor, but again, I thought it was the person who sent her the... Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time force Lizzy's friends to leave your home by way of a bedroom window? - It was a ground floor window. - Good. Points for you. And at that same occasion, did you tell Lizzy to call CPS and to come and take the kids? - She didn't mean that. - I did not mean that. That was in the heat of an argument. - Your Honor, I have a statement. - Yes, I've read it, thank you. - We actually wrote a new one. - Ma'am, excuse me, but I have your... Please, Your Honor, we were up late working on it. I can read it very fast. "Lizzy once asked us why we took them in. And at the time, we couldn't answer her." - Ma'am, please sit down. - Please, Your Honor, can you let me say the answer? No. Sit. This hearing is not about you. Judging by Lizzy's statement, you might be back in court soon enough, so let's save that heartwarming speech for that occasion.
Instant Family
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Hey, you ever touch, text, or think about our daughter ever again, and you're a dead man. I'm gonna sue you, man! You're not even her parents! Would not-her-parents do this? Sh... Miss Peppers! Whoa. Whoa. What's happening here? This man has been sending lewd comments and photos to our daughter. - You're going to jail today, Jacob! - You mind calling the police? Absolutely! Miss Peppers!
Instant Family
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I am so sorry about the Blind Side comment. I love the movie. Bye, Brenda. Great job. Amazing. All right, Kit, bye. Dirk. We'll see you in the classes, buddy. Bye, guys. Hey. - So now you think we're special enough? - Maybe we are. I mean, this is what we do. We see potential in things, we fix 'em up. Like they did. They find this kid in a state of disrepair, they give her a new coat of paint, scrape off her emotional popcorn ceiling, install some countertops in the form of love or self-esteem, whatever. I'm not saying she's a house like the way I said the dog thing in there, but I think we're perfect for this. But she's really... she's not a house, Pete. - I just said she's not a house. Are you listening to me? - Okay. No, I am. I'm so exci... Are you excited? I just get worried that you think things are gonna be easier than they actually are. - What? I do not. - You do. This whole thing was your idea. Now I'm pumped about it, and you're not? - No, no, I am pumped. - Well, you don't look pumped. A big, life-altering moment like this, you gotta get pumped. We're about to do something insane. - Did you hear her speak? - Yes. - It was the greatest thing I've ever heard. - I know. - Come on, cowgirl, let me get a "yee-haw." - Yee-haw. No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw! Louder. Crazier. Come on. Come on! You're about to be a mom! Yaaa-hoo! Add a balloon, El. Okay, have a seat. Time's up.
Instant Family
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Lizzy, honey, we do know you. We... We know that you hate cheese, but you really love cheeseburgers. And we know that when you feel good in the morning, you put on a little less makeup than you do on the bad days. Exactly. And we know that the most important thing in the world to you is to protect Juan and Lita from the things nobody protected you from. - We know that about you, right? - Yes, honey. You guys are doing good. - I'm sorry. - We know there's so much we don't know. But if you're afraid we can't handle knowing the bad stuff, or the scary stuff, we can, I promise. Yeah, bring it. Whatever you got, we want it. Because we love you, Lizzy. Stop saying that. Please just go away, please.
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